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There have been growing pains, of course, as Patrick has adjusted to the task. "Not too long ago, Roger Sanchez was the guest DJ at Space and I was playing the opening set," he recalls. "During Roger's set, I started to get really hungry but couldn't leave because I also had to play the closing set after Roger was finished, which was very soon. I was hanging out in the DJ booth and stumbled across a very lonely, perfectly wrapped chicken sandwich. At this point I was so hungry, and I had to play in a few minutes, so it was now or never.
"Roger finished his set and was packing up his headphones and CDs while curiously looking around for something, but couldn't seem to find it. I didn't say anything and felt guilty when I realized it must have been his. He didn't say anything either, so I wiped the mayo off my face and continued to rock the terrace for a few more hours. Sorry, Roger!"