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Like fellow Christmas caroler Sufjan Stevens (who gave us last year's five-disc set Songs for Christmas), Ohio's Relient K poses a tricky question: When avowed Christians make rock music, is it necessarily Christian rock? This cheekily titled disc (say it out loud) doesn't give a straight answer. Singer and pianist Matthew Thiessen leads the band through a mix of secular and religious tunes, six of which he penned himself. The original "I Celebrate the Day" sounds like a standard piano-based emo ballad, until it becomes clear that Thiessen is singing to the little baby Jesus. Elsewhere the band plays up its pop-punk roots, tearing through "I'm Getting Nuttin' for Christmas" with the fervor of a slicked-up rockabilly combo and turning "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" into a rough-edged thrasher.
The Isley Brothers, I'll Be Home for Christmas (DefSoul Classics)
Set the yule log to dim, poor that eggnog into champagne flutes, and get ready for some baby-making 'neath the mistletoe: It's a slow-jam Christmas with Ron and Ernie Isley. As is customary in this stage in their career, the brothers showcase Ron's elastic, silken voice, one tailor-made for smooth seduction no matter the season. There are a few missteps here — "I'm in Love" barely qualifies as a holiday song, and Ron pulls out his pimpalicious alter ego Mr. Biggs for "What Can I Buy You?" — but mostly the program sticks to holiday classics. "Winter Wonderland" starts off the disc with a jazzy bounce, and the "Isley Christmas Medley" is a trio of hushed, reverent carols.
Patti LaBelle, Miss Patti's Christmas (DefSoul Classics)
Like the Isley Brothers' collection, Patti Labelle's Christmas album was produced by Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis, although LaBelle favors a more faith-and-family-centered approach. The opener, "Christmas Jam," serves as a convocation for togetherness and unity, and it's a theme that runs through these 10 tracks. LaBelle mostly stays away from traditional carols (though she closes the set with "Away in a Manger"); instead she turns to more modern songs, several of which were penned by Jam and Lewis. "What Do the Lonely Do at Christmas?" offers no easy answers, and "Holidays Mean More to Me" looks at the true meaning of Christmas amid slick R&B production.
KT Tunstall, The KT Tunstall Holiday Collection (EMI)
The Scottish singer, best known for her hit "Suddenly I See," turns out a pretty little mix of rock-centric holiday tunes. KT Tunstall blends a little bit of singer-songwriter self-awareness with a heaping helping of seasonal nonchalance. She nails the Pretenders' "2000 Miles" and brings a smoky quiver to "Lonely This Christmas." She proves herself an estimable musician and arranger as well; Tunstall plays everything but the drums on these six songs, moving from guitar to harmonium to penny whistle with aplomb. This collection is worth picking up if only for Tunstall's duet with Ed Harcourt on the Pogues' "Fairytale of New York," which retains much of its grandiose folk flourishes. This EP is available only at Target stores.
Dionne Warwick, My Favorite Time of the Year (Rhino)
Dionne Warwick wears a few hats on her first Christmas disc. Depending on the mood, she ranges from a pop-standards crooner to a full-on diva; she even leads a choir through a gospel version of "Joy to the World." Saxophonist Dave Koz drops in on a few tracks to keep things smooth, like on an adult-contemporary take on "White Christmas," and BeBe Winans belts it out on "I Believe in Christmas." Best of all, Gladys Knight drops in for a duet on "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" — but sadly, Stevie and Elton don't pop up for a "That's What Friends Are For" reunion. It would have been a Christmas miracle.
Darlene Love, It's Christmas, of Course (Shout! Factory)